My boss told me, "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.". I'm currently sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my batman costume!
Need an ark? I noah guy.
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
Every rule has an exception, especially this one.
If they made a movie about Morgan Freeman, who would narrate it?
I can't believe it. I saw on the news where a midget got pick pocketed in broad daylight...how could anyone stoop so low?