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Robert Zunick
Everybody wants to shine, but no one wants to polish.
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Florida
February 22, 2022 (2/22/22 Falls on a Tuesday. We'll be able to call it 2's day!
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Xyuppi
Don't judge a book by its movie.
I fear that the next time we will see this level of cooperation in Congress, there will be a giant asteroid involved.
An autobiography without punctuation is a life sentence
It's hard to believe the US is in that bad an economic situation when people are still buying toilet training kits for cats from SkyMall.
Don't tell us about that crappy song that's stuck in your head because that means it's stuck in our heads now too, you monster.
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