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#2451
Politics - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
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#2452
There's no b, c, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, or z in team either.
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#2453
Broke a light bulb today. Seven years of bad ideas?
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#2454
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I have alzheimer's....hey I just met you.
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#2455
Maybe you should go eat some makeup. That way, you can be pretty on the inside.
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#2456
Pretty sure the only reason we keep pay phones around are so movie villains can give the main protagonist their next set of instructions
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#2457
If life gives you melons, you probably have dyslexia.
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