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A guy broke into my house last week and took all of our tv remotes. now he drives by and changes our channels. SICK PERSON!
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Dave Asten
Prison is peculiar. All the pros are cons.
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Dave Asten
Dont be afraid of change, its inevitable. Unless youre homeless. Then you might have to go around asking for it. By the way, I dont have any.
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Dave Asten
It’d be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in those end-slices of bread.
Ha! I just finished a puzzle in 8 months and the box said 2-3 years!
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Dave Asten
I’m not afraid of hard work. You can tell by the way I fight it.
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