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#2386
If corn oil is made from corn...what is baby oil made from?
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#2387
If a wheelchair athlete used WD-40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance?
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#2388
I opened up a bottle of coke and it said, "Sorry, you didn't win". I didn't even know I was playing, yet I was still disappointed.
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#2389
If some one had really invented a time machine in the future, we'd know by now..
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#2390
No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.
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#2391
If life is supposed to flash in front of your eyes before you die, will Roger Ebert just see a bunch of movie clips?
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#2392
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared?
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