IM A MOE LESTER
Make the little things count. Teach midgets math
A recent government survey reports that people are more cynical these days than any time in history. Like I'm really supposed to believe that…
I had to smile at the irony when a song from the "Avatar" soundtrack started playing on Pandora Radio.
I cut my finger when changing the spark plugs on my car. This proves that it *is* possible to get blood out of a tune-up.
OK. So I danced like no one was watching. My Court date is pending.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing it for years...
I am deleting my twitter right now! Not to seem paranoid but I think people are following me!