On average, humans have one testicle.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Santa goes to your house, down your chimney, and watches you while you sleep and everyone adores him. But I do it ONE time...
Saying, "we can still be friends" after a bad break up is like saying, "the dog died but we can still keep it."
My bucket list: 4 drumsticks, 2 thighs, 2 mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits. Extra crispy...
Don't call them hobos. Call them "people with earning disabilities."
There is no "I" in "team", but apparently there is one hidden somewhere in "group project."