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I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it.
After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recongnize a second "the"
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face.
You call it Monday, I call it "post-weekend depression."
Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal
I used to work at a bakery. It was a crumby job, but I made a lot of dough.
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong...
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