If only The Dollar Store sold gasoline...
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.
I hate when people with weirdly spelled common names get mad when you misspell their name. I didn't misspell it, your parents did.
Like medicine, People should come with warning labels...May cause drowsiness and persistent headaches.
Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once
Your ex asking to be friends after a break up is like kidnappers asking you to "keep in touch" after letting you go.