Insightful Statuses

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status, You know you've either done something very right or something very wrong.
‎"What if" statements can easily become regrets when looking back on the past. However, when looking ahead, they are pro-active and forward-thinking.
If you're not supposed to talk to strangers, how are you supposed to make friends?
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My ex used to treat me like a God (she only thought of me when she needed something and forgot about me when things were going well)
The easiest way for me to tell if a woman is really listening to me is if she rolls her eyes.
I'm not pessimistic, I'm just optimistic that a bunch of crappy things will continue to happen.
They should change the name of "Disney Channel" to "Celebrity Pre-Rehab".
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