No matter what amazing things you accomplish or how fantastic you are, a cat will always think it is better than you.
Just scratched my crotch while trying to swat a fly and four people told me I was a good dancer.
I put the "HA! Penis!" in "happiness."
You say cannibal, I say people person.
I'm not at a Home Depot but I'm surrounded by a bunch of complete tools right now.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
Premature ejaculation and hide and seek have one thing in common. Ready or not here I come...