If you want my opinion you'll have to ask my wife for it.
I was driving myself crazy trying to remember Rihanna's ex boyfriend's name. Then it hit me.
Before you marry a lawyer, remember you're about to marry someone who's been professionally trained to argue.
Snooki's pregnant? But she's always been so responsible...
If my job application was an accurate depiction of me, I'd be one amazing individual.
Lesbianism is proof that size doesn't matter!
If you pronounce the first letter of an ethnicity like eye-talian, and aye-rab, there’s a good chance you’re eye-gnorant