I hope Snooki doesn't have problems belivering her baby. She'd hate to hear the doctor say "we have a little Situation here".
I am undefeated in the arguments I have with people in my head.
Santa has elves. America has China.
It's "before" not "B4". You speak English, not BINGO.
Are people that work at the post office "mail escorts"?
Dear math, I don't want to solve your problems. I have my own to solve.
Why do people put designs on toilet paper. its not like someones going to wipe their butt & be like" oh my god a flower"