I'm training my inner voice to sound like Morgan Freeman.
I got arrested today for feeding some homeless guys on the street, and to top it all off, the cops broke my potato gun.
"Talk to the hands!" - Deaf People
Feeling pretty clever that I made my emergency contact "911"
I’m pretty sure if dogs could talk their most common phrase would be “Are you going to eat that?”
Wait, what if I'm allergic to Kleenex?
24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?