You are the reason why I bite the heads off teddy grams!
Just finished my first book yesterday. 709 pages. Man, that was a lot of coloring...
I'm officially naming my remote control "Waldo"
Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "sorry for the damage." Watch their reactions.
Most of the day I try to avoid clocks, because I can't look at them without calculating how much longer until I can leave.
What's this so-called "good night's sleep" all about?
My life is like 1 ply toilet paper. I get the job done, but I have no idea how