If Ray Parker, Jr. "ain't afraid of no ghost," then why does he recommend calling Ghostbusters the minute anything goes down?
I don't half-ass anything, I prefer to make a complete ass of myself.
I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad! No, he wasn't a millionaire, but he always wanted to be.
Some girls look like they got their makeup done at Sherwin Williams.
No pain no gain but also no pain no pain.
The weather is such a slut. The wind blows everyone, the rain makes everyone wet, the sun makes everyone take their clothes off, and the snow covers everyone in white stuff.
With all the discounted Valentine's candy that's available, I like to call February 15th "Lonely People Halloween."