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If I was a teacher I would give a scantron test with all the answers being A... just to freak kids out.
Amish dancers do the Acoustic Slide.
I'm going to spend this valentines day with my ex... BOX360
You know you're getting older when your bra size is a 36 Long.
If we're not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge?
Nobody sleeps more soundly than a cartoon sheriff with a ring of keys hanging from his pocket.
Why would anyone lie about liking big butts?
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