I can't imagine how long it would've taken to build the Empire State Building if videos of cats and fistfights existed back then.
I would be so much nicer if you were just a little smarter.
Getting off the internet at night is often the hardest part of my day.
Sometimes I stop and think "I know you can read my thoughts" just in case.
Why does water that has "trickled through the mountains for centuries" have a "use by" date?
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
I've recently stopped using products that are tested on animals. My dog hasn't had a meal in 2 days.