Beware when taking a magician's exam; the test is loaded with trick questions.
Sometimes I miss being in a relationship, but then I look at my wallet and I feel alright again.
Smartphone users need to get their head out of their apps.
It's 2012. How come some restaurants haven't figured out how to split checks? Nobody wants to take a math test after they eat.
If weed becomes legal, I cant wait to see the commercials.
An accurate pickup truck commercial would show people you haven't seen in 5 years calling & asking you to help move a couch.
To catch a Swedish fish you use a gummy worm.