Thanks to Facebook's "People I May Know" section, I get a constant reminder of "People I Want Nothing To Do With."
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues.
Facebook would be perfect if it could de-friend your ex from all of your friends when the relationship ended.
Leron Tonge
If your significant other claims they never looks at your Facebook profile, change your status to ‘Single’ and wait for 5 minutes.
Leron Tonge
Only in America… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Leron Tonge
There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
Leron Tonge
Don’t argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.