An eye for an eye leaves the whole world wearing cool eye-patches.
I don't think I will ever reach an age where I can use a stud finder and not point it at myself and say "found one!"
If you're not paying attention during class, raise your hand, the teacher will never call on you.
If you think about it, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling each other would pretty much be the greatest thing ever.
Your head is always over your heels.
How has sound technology come so far & yet the McDonald's drive-thru still sounds like someone is farting into a walkie-talkie.
I wish my friends thought I was as awesome as my dog thinks I am.