When people ask me what's the one thing I'd bring to a deserted island is, I think its pretty obvious. A boat...
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop it a line.
Hey verification code, I have no idea what the hell that says but I swear I'm human.
Dress up as stormtrooper. Go into cellphone store. Find the droid you're looking for.
I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.