I think this is the year that Santa will finally replace Rudolph with a Tom Tom.
I feel like the last 15 minutes of a football game is counted down in dog years.
Deleting cookies from my browser history is fine but I'd rather delete cookies from my eating history.
I hope to be just famous enough to one day have two people I've never met debate whether I'm alive or dead.
Keeping the cast of Jersey Shore famous is beneficial because we can collectively learn the long term effects of artificial tanning.
The reason why grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.
Parents, give your child a normal name. No one wants to hire someone with a name that sounds like a Harry Potter spell.