I wear earbuds that aren't hooked up to anything just so people won't talk to me.
It's not that I'm a quiet person, it's just that I don't give a crap about what you're talking about.
No one speaks face-to-face anymore -- Tweeting, texting, Facebook'ing, emailing, voicemail. Shouldn't we call this 'anti' social media?
I got 99 problems and they're all friend requests from people I didn't like in high school.
Believe in reincarnation? When you die, don't put RIP on your gravestone, put BRB.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Alcohol doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean...against walls, doors, tables, and complete strangers