The comment threads on YouTube are the trailer parks of the Internet.
My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.
Perhaps Voldermort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
I never wanted to grow up, I just wanted to be tall enough to reach the cookies.
My kids have my wife's hair. The shower drain has mine.
If the image of a koala bear astronaut eating tacos in space doesn't make you smile, seek a therapist.
I love Christmas because I can point at people & scream, "HO! HO! HO!" & claim I was just being festive.