I spend 40 hours a week in the friend zone, therefore I'm entitled to benefits!
I've been dating a homeless woman recently, and I think it's getting serious. She asked me to move out with her.
Facebook is like a bar stool. You kill more brain cells the longer that you are on it.
When accountants go insane, do they start to hear invoices?
When I think about how much time I've spent on Facebook, I wonder how many miles I've scrolled on my mouse wheel.
To do list: 1. Become a red head 2. Learn martial arts 3. Be named the "Ginga Ninja"
Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question.