The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.
I plan on showing my kid reruns of the show Dirty Jobs to convince him to stay in school.
Can Santa Claus see what I'm looking at even when I have it switched to Private Browsing?
Life is about what path you take and my ex chose the psychopath.
I'm proud to be part of a generation that was once mesmerized by Lite-Brites but now complains if we can't stream HD video on our phones.
Asked my wife if she thought my mustache was sexy, but then she remembered a joke she heard earlier and was laughing too hard to answer.
Going to see my favorite gay shoe-maker. That fruit cobbler always makes me smile!