Pizza is like sex, even when its bad its still pretty good.
Pardon me, waiter- what is "pasto" and why is your Italian appetizer menu so staunchly against it?
My 16yr old son has the saddest facial hair. It looks like he ate something sticky and then rolled on the cat.
If a nuclear explosion won't kill cockroaches then wtf is in raid?
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.
Unlike Mario, I would have given up after finding that first chubby midget instead of a princess.
Agoraphobics love inside jokes.