Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write "do not eat" on dry silica packets.
I'm a little worried we all might have missed our last Halloween where we could go as Lindsay Lohan without it being "too soon."
Would Jesus wear a "What would I do?" sticker?
Seasickness usually comes in waves.
Every time a friend starts a sentence with, "I went to a psychic," I yell, "SPOILER ALERT!" and cover my ears.
Earthquakes are just God listening to Hey Ya.
"It's not you, it's me." - twins looking at family photos