Feel free to use the "or less" feature of your 140 characters.
I'm so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years because I'd really like your help on my virtual farm.
I bet if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
If most of your best friends names start with the letter '@' then you need to get off the computer.
Do people's maids take off the whole month of October? Everywhere I look, their houses are dirty with a ton of cobwebs.
When sitting next to a McDonalds playland and a parent asks "Which one is yours?"The correct answer is NOT "I haven’t picked one out yet!"
Technically, Humpty Dumpty died a crack head.