A bus is a vehicle that travels twice as fast when you are after it as when you are on it.
A Genie once asked me "Do you want a long penis or a good memory?" I forget my response.
These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.
It'd be so easy to be the best villain ever. Just make your bombs go off at like :07.
The present-day leading cause of cancer is WebMD's symptom checker.
I hope I'm never as visibly frustrated as the people in infomercials "doing it the old fashioned way"
Even those starving kids in Africa wouldn't eat my mom's cooking.