Does Hallmark make a Get Well card for a boss that suggests they take their time with it?
They say that half of life is just showing up. But they won't tell me where.
how stupid are some people to require instructions on a bottle of shampoo to tell you not to freakin drink it?
Wondering how many of your followers are jerks? Just post something with a typo. That's like their mating call.
Musicians: Stop it with hidden tracks. It's like serving me dinner, then making me search the kitchen for dessert.
This salad bar needs less salad and more bar.
maxpowers
There is a great need for sarcasm a font.