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If a glass of wine a day is good for you a bottle a day must be great right?
Facebook has proven that properly using they're, their, and there, is in fact rocket science for most people.
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Facebook is now being marketed as a platform to complain about new Facebook features.
I'm not upset about the Facebook redesign at all. Mostly because I still use friendster.
I hate it when servers ask if u want a table. No i came here to eat on the carpet. Carpet for 4 please...
Why do they call them sex tapes? No one watches tapes anymore, they should call them sex DVDs instead.
How the hell is it that Mario can smash bricks with his fist, but if a turtle so much as touches him he dies?
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