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I gave up on mankind when the guy at blockbuster asked if I rewound the DVD
After I found out my tailor had been sleeping with my wife I said, "I don't ever want to see you again." He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
College students in 8:00am classes are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have.
What did E do that was so bad that it got left out of the grading system?
My grandma got a disease from sharing needles. Just say no to knitting.
Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute sax solo.
Jokes about blind people are cruel because they never see 'em coming.