When the wife and I got married we vowed to uphold the Ten Commandments....She does 5 and I do the other 5.
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Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween
When historians look back on the early 21st century, I suspect that none of the defining works will use the phrase "forward this if you".
If you have ear phones in & you're not tapping your feet or beating your leg-drum, I find it hard to believe you're even listening to music.
An ewok is basically a disgruntled Care Bear with a shiv.
I went to my hypnotist for my insomnia. I was just looking to pay for the "You're getting very sleepy..." part.
Shia LaBeouf is what happens when you name your child from a random rack of Scrabble tiles.