You would think Dodge would be a ghost town by now, with all those folks wanting to get the heck out.
"If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee." "If you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
Ever visited the retirement home and wondered if you could IRON some of those folks' wrinkles out? Well, the short answer is "no, you can't"
Started a program to encourage women to camp outdoors. What’s weird is that guys keep signing up for our “Girls Gone Wild” adventures.
Maybe it was inappropriate for a first date but if there's a maze on the menu I'm asking for crayons.
I often enjoy a friendly game of Guess what I ate last night for dinner with my fellow elevator riders. Everyone's a winner!
It's odd how they name storms, but they don't name calms. There's a gentle breeze this morning. I think I'll call him Doug.