I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
It adds a new level of intimidation to squirt gun wars when you put a laser sight on your Super Soaker.
If the Pillsbury doughboy had Facebook, he would be overwhelmed with pokes.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
Yes, Pandora, I'm still listening. Stop being so insecure.
I get to my doctor appointments 45 minutes late so I can get there right on time.