Just curious, does the room spin in the opposite direction when you drink too much in South Africa?
First time I ever saw a dry-erase board I said "that's remarkable."
Congrats to Jay Z on his 100th problem.
A siamese twin fight: I'd pay to see that.
When I was a kid the worst thing you could say to another kid was "YOUR MOM!". I still use it, but only on my kids.
There were so many substance abusers at last night's VMAs that Dr. Drew taped an entire season of "Celebrity Rehab" from the audience.
At the dentist and they've left me all alone. They've also gotten really good at hiding the nitrous. :(