Irene has been upgraded to a category 3 but due to the economy it's expected to be downgraded once it reaches the US.
I don't know why I look in the back seat of my car when I get in at night.Like the killer is going to scream 'Oh crap! you saw me, retreat!
The entrance exam for being a surgeon should be picking up a crouton with a fork without breaking it.
I had an ant farm once..... Those guys didn't grow anything...
We'll be attending the National Schizophrenic's Convention. Anybody who's everybody will be there.
It's never good when my cat thinks outside the box.
"And now for something completely different." - Monty Python or any politician answering a question they don't like.