Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
I always chase joggers with my car to motivate them. It's a thankless job.
Whenever a bird poops on my car I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of.
Occasionally I email an ex "GET TESTED!" They get all mad, but the LSAT deadline is coming up.
I see debt people.
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
If you could watch my life backwards, you'd see a Jenny Craig success story.