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#17773
I filled up my car and it showed up on my credit report.
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#17774
Taco Bell is the only place where you can still get gas for $1.39.
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#17775
Florida
I accepted a job in mirror sales. It's a job I could always see myself doing.
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#17776
Gas prices are getting so high even Tom Brady had to go back to work.
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#17777
Florida
I'm so excited spring is here I wet my plants.
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#17778
Florida
Hormel Foods made its first batch of Spam in 1937. With everyone out shopping and hoarding food they announced they will be making their second batch later next week.
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#17779
Xyuppi
There was a brief time in the 1990s that you could pull up next to someone at a red light and ask if they had any mustard.
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