Calling them garage door openers is only half the story.
Florida
Is running late to work considered exercise?
Working on an opera about UFOs... calling it Aria 51
I prefer that the fruits of my labors be properly fermented.
Xyuppi
Not to brag About my finances but my credit card company calls me every day to tell me my balance is outstanding
Florida
Is it just me, or does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore?
Xyuppi
These GPA looking gas prices need to go. $3.80 is summa cum laude gas. I need some academic probation gas.