Xyuppi
A man had an accident while playing Peekaboo. He’s currently in the ICU
ZYuppi
Jury Duty is where the government calls you when they want and says, "Hey Bro, we need you to solve a murder, here's $15.00."
Xyuppi
WalMart is giving away free school clothes to anyone that can outrun security
We used to experiment with launching monkeys into space. Now it is CEOs. Progress.
Xyuppi
One teacher can change your whole life. Like the one that knocked up my cousin.
A big nose is no excuse to not wear a mask. I still wear pants.
Xyuppi
Dogs are tough. I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who is a good boy.