William Shatner has discontinued his new line of ladies lingerie. Apparently "Shatner Panties" wasn't the best choice for a name.
Xyuppi
If the chemical symbol for water is H2O... is the chemical symbol for holy water H2Omg?
Xyuppi
The guy who named the "Chimichanga" should really be given more authority to name things
ZYuppi
I'm not saying you shouldn't trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won & the number of iPads I own.
ZYuppi
Why do guys go to bars to meet women? Go to Target. There's like 10 women to each man and they're already there looking for things they don't need.
Xyuppi
You know you bought the right fireworks when the guy running the stand gives you a “high four”
Xyuppi
It’s July and almost 100 degrees. Walmart should be putting out the Christmas stuff out any day now.