Insightful Statuses

Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries? They're free of charge!

My grandma is 80% Irish. People call her Iris.

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii? Or just a low ha?

9 years ago, my friend Mike came running from the room shouting “It’s a boy” with tears in his eyes. We never went back to Thailand.

When Vanna White passes away, her family will get a lot of touching letters.

Don't expect me to stop if you break down on the road. I'm sure that you were warned about your car's warranty expiring.

I know a guy who opened a bar for men with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop. Nobody came.