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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, do I still need a logging permit?
I love contactless delivery. They just throw the slop at your door and I run out like a little pig.
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I’m concerned, Mr Potato head & Mrs Potato head are no longer male or female. Does this mean there will be no more Tater tots?
So we are just letting March come back after the way it acted last year?
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Did it bother anyone else that the guy from the OPERATION game was clearly awake?
Of all the things that taste like chicken, it's weird that eggs are not one of them.
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids. When I got home, they were still there.
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