Xyuppi
I just called my bank and told them I want to find 11,780 more dollars in my account by tomorrow and that they counted wrong.
Why should I trust the toothpaste recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists when they're the ones who make money fixing people's teeth?
Xyuppi
Farting under the covers it’s not longer a “Dutch oven”. It has become a COVID test. If you can smell or taste it, you’re negative.
Xyuppi
We have a $740+ BILLION defense budget and the rest of the world just watched our Capitol get stormed by the cast rejects of Duck Dynasty.
ZYuppi
If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it's always perfume.
ZYuppi
Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it's only Wednesday...
Kristian Alekov
The rest of the world is watching America like America watched Tiger King.