My five year plan is to make it through this year.
Florida
Saw a clown this morning. He greeted me with a good morning. That was a nice jester
Kristian Alekov
I never thought I’d reach a point in my life where my hands have consumed more alcohol than my mouth.
Florida
Do I really need a hypnotist? I'm open to suggestions.
Florida
Why is the sea so strong? It has a lot of mussels
Xyuppi
I’m gonna ask my mom if that offer to slap me into the next year still on the table.
Kristian Alekov
We are gonna have to retire the phrase “avoid it like the plague” because it turns out people don’t do that.