Xyuppi
I heard the government is putting chips inside of people. I hope I get Doritos .
Florida
You can't expect a President who slept with porn stars to care about infectious diseases.
Xyuppi
What's the correct ratio of gunpowder to essential oils? I want this bath bomb to be perfect.
Florida
Always give 100% unless you are giving blood.
Kristian Alekov
If you are ugly with pretty eyes, this is your moment.
Xyuppi
I’m glad this pandemic didn’t affect me financially. I was already broke.
I apologize for the coin shortage. I started a swear jar......