Kristian Alekov
Congratulations to the Astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice.
Kristian Alekov
I bet Canada feels like they are living in the apartment above a Meth Lab.
I've come to the conclusion that my Alexa is just another pet by how often I have to tell her no every day.
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it. If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
Calling someone a subpar golfer is very confusing.
Some vampires might get addicted to alcoholics.
Funny how just before the Coronavirus I was like "I can't believe gas is a $I 99" And now I'm like "I can't believe gas is a $1.99" but have totally two different meanings.